A repost for the non-myspace crowds.

And then there’s surveys/questionnaires

It's been awhile since I've posted here.

For all the new traffic:
Hey.
How's life?
Hope you find the postings entertaining.

Everybody else:
My bad.

3 jobs + side-projects has pretty much taken all of energy.
That an' my car starting to breakdown last week.

So yea, survey/questionnaires.
Pretty sure you're familiar with them.
The ones that flood your bulletins everyday.
Help you to understand more about your fellow myspace friend.
At the least, it indicates that they have more freetime than you do.

I'm not here to criticize the people that do 'em.
More power to you.
They help offer a distraction from my work(s).
But I've noticed that there are some questions that irk me.
Such as...

Are you crazy?
If the person was crazy, they probably wouldn't know it.
What person in their right mind would admit they were anyways?

What are you wearing?
Why is that even important?
I for one like to fill out my surveys in the nude, does that benefit anyone with that knowledge?
No.

Can you lick your elbow?
It's a good question.
I was just bothered by the fact that I actually found myself tryin' to lick my elbow.

Would you ever shave your head to save someone's life?
This question isn't fair.
I already shave my head.
So if it came down to a situation where I would have to save someone's life by the act of shaving my head, there would be nothing I could do.
Why can't these life saving questions be more specific.
Would you take out a high interest loan?
Would you convert to scientology?
Do you know the muffin man?
Would you wear a meat suit, mink furcap, expose your crotch, become intoxicated onstage and purposefully tank the national anthem at a joint PETA, MADD, Women's rights, Christians for a peaceful tomorrow rally?

If you were on a deserted island and could bring only one thing, what would it be?
A very common question for surveys an' very unfair.
Because we don't know what kind of island it is
Most people'll bring a significant other with them.
...but it's a deserted island, probably with a severe lack of food.
Congratulations, you just doomed two people.
And most people assume it's a tropical island.
There are islands at both ends of our planet.
What if you got one of the arctic islands?
That question also assumes that you're preparing to end up on a deserted island?
If you find yourself on a deserted island, it's more or less an unplanned thing.
Like most celebrity pregnancies.
It's not like people go on flights bringin' the Man vs. Wild guy with them.

If anything, I'd bring a polaroid camera.
So I can take pictures of my penis to help identify myself to anybody that happens upon my remains.
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I just noticed I've got 300+ posts not including deleted ones here.
Wow.
What have I been doin' with my freetime?